DISQUS

JG · 1 year ago

What's in YOUR wallet?

Pythagoras · 1 year ago

Definitely my favorite.

RBMN · 1 year ago

...after I got home from the gun shop, I convinced Bill to stay home that night, and Chelsea was conceived....

rbj · 1 year ago

I'm coming for your wallet.

redleg · 1 year ago

SILENCE!!!!

I KILL YOU!!!!

(h/t to Achmed the Dead Terrorist)

DamnWalker · 1 year ago

redleg, i broke out laughing.....that was great!

dirkd80 · 1 year ago

I want a few good men

MikeA · 1 year ago

Hey, do you remember Vince Foster?

Lazarus Long · 1 year ago

Right handed but Left eye dominant?

JAT · 1 year ago

Watch little girl - Chelsea already told you NO questions!

BoWowBoy · 1 year ago

I can get RNC members ..................

David · 1 year ago

Yea, I mean YOU Bill Richardson, I want you for my VP.

LFR_Gary · 1 year ago

"You vote for me or you'll swim with the fishes."

mer · 1 year ago

Yes, I'll take your unplanted question next.

Makinsmoke · 1 year ago

One word.

"Gotcha!"

tacodawn · 1 year ago

"Gotcha" was my first thought too.

As in, if you fall lock step into my fold I will have achieved my goal of mind control.

mouse · 1 year ago

We'll be back

hermie · 1 year ago

'I pointed to right field, and that's where I hit the homer which won the Yankees the World Series in 1972."

NoDonkey · 1 year ago

I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too!

Peyton · 1 year ago

Wow! This one! This one!

Andy · 1 year ago

I'm taking YOUR money.....for the common good.

Hocus Focus · 1 year ago

I'll get you my pretty...and subsidize all your profits too!

oldirishpig · 1 year ago

"You're next."

scott · 1 year ago

The last image Vince Foster saw after he found the billing records...Hillary and her Evil Eye.

Cyborg · 1 year ago

She looks like a teacher that leads the class to answers to her own questions. Then when some one "student" answers what she wants to hear, she gives the wink and then screeches .. "Bingo!!"

Anon · 1 year ago

Screeching "I'll swallow your soul", Hillary Clinton attacks Ash in the housewares department of an Iowa S-Mart

Bishop · 1 year ago

My eye! Bill, quit with the spitballs, this is MY time!

redleg · 1 year ago

SILENCE!!!!

I KILL YOU!!!!

(h/t to Achmed the Dead Terrorist)

always_right · 1 year ago

"Wink"ette!

MattV · 1 year ago

This one's for you, Huma!

Buckley F. Williams · 1 year ago

At a North Pole fundraiser last week, Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton demonstrates what the penalty for missing Elf Practice will be under her administration when she used her powers to vaporize noted slacker Herbie to the shock of those in attendance.

Don B. · 1 year ago

"Gotcha!!"

**

You got it! It's for all the world to see what you and I see!

**

P- Harmony (Political Harmony!)

SeniorD · 1 year ago

When I'm <strike>coronated</strike> elected, I'll start taking things away from YOU!

Buckley F. Williams · 1 year ago

Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton regales the crowd in Iowa with the story of how Bill chivalrously introduced himself to her years ago.

Unaffiliated - not Independent · 1 year ago

Bill - "Lookin' good, honey!"

Hillary - "Right back atcha, Slick!"

Snooper · 1 year ago

Snooper says: Your arse is mine pal! And, quit lookin' at her like that!

USMC Ken · 1 year ago

You, in the uniform, you are going to pay, my friend!

onlineanalyst · 1 year ago

Pull my finger!

MarkJ · 1 year ago

"Hillary Clinton displays the keen sense of aim that helped her graduate magna cum laude at Proctology School."

Optimist_Prime · 1 year ago

Balor of the Baleful Eye sees you, Worm! And I have +10 Undead Attack !

John Hanson · 1 year ago

I want you to pay more taxes!

Sergeant Major · 1 year ago

I've got your back, your front and everything else you own, Turkey!!!

km · 1 year ago

"Buster, you're going to be audited for the next 8 years for asking a question like that!"

RALPH · 1 year ago

HEY GOOD LOOKING, ROOM 169 AT MIDNIGHT , ITS PAY BACK TIME AND BRING A BIG CIGAR.

Tuna · 1 year ago

Pull my finger was taken, so I'll go with, Bill get your hands off that waitress' ass.

SteveinTX · 1 year ago

And WHO gets to pay for all of my plans?

UncleAl · 1 year ago

I think we need a way to vote for best caption. I would vote for Steve's contribution.

The Triguy · 1 year ago

And you think Bobbit got it bad!

Peregrin · 1 year ago

Having lived with a man for many years, I am fully qualified to be one... Mine is this big.

SDthepoliticalpost · 1 year ago

An unspoken acknowlegment to one of Mrs. Clinton's many plants in the audience.

onlineanalyst · 1 year ago

You think I'm kidding, Russert? Not one step closer. Your days of access to royalty are over!

RhymesWithRight · 1 year ago

"I'm Popeye the Sailorman!"

GP · 1 year ago

Leave my Chelsea alone, ya little bitch.

Justrand · 1 year ago

"You...yes YOU, give me your wallet...NOW!"

Insomniac · 1 year ago

Yes, I'll take the completely unscripted, unplanted, totally off-the-cuff, in no way related to my campaign whatsoever, softball question from...YOU!!!

lasertex · 1 year ago

tHAT'S WERE VINCE USED TO SIT!!

Paul_in_NJ · 1 year ago

I want YOU... to pay for all those Christmas 'gifts' I promised!

lasertex · 1 year ago

Steady, Breath, squeeze the trigger. Works everytime. Right Vince? Er Bill?

unclesmrgol · 1 year ago

You -- the young college woman concerned about healthcare -- what's your question?

Tuna Tugger · 1 year ago

If there were real bullets in here you'd be dead!

swampleg · 1 year ago

Hillary finally answers the question of who will be paying for her new health care plan.

WilburU · 1 year ago

Perfect! Spot on your cue card.

Deixis · 1 year ago

Lazarus Long's is perfection. Any shooter will agree and his is infinitely expandable.

RB · 1 year ago

Terminator IV: Model T-1000HRC (You need to know how the T-1000 worked to understand the connnection to HRC's finger-pointing)

edsr · 1 year ago

OK, Now ask me the question we rehearsed.

HocusFocus · 1 year ago

That's right! I DID say that America can't afford all of my ideas!

rbj · 1 year ago

Look, pal, remember when we had all those Republican FBI files in the White House? I'm just sayin', is all.

Dave E. · 1 year ago

You have failed me for the last time, Bill.

Bob Leibowitz · 1 year ago

I'll be ordering up your FBI file first thing.

neutrino · 1 year ago

Aunt Hillary wants you!

SeniorD · 1 year ago

Actually, that should be "Uncle" Hillary wants you. 'She' always wears pants.

Borzilleri · 1 year ago

"My opponent claims I haven't done enough to support the farmers of Iowa ...I have two words for him: Cattle Futures."

docjim505 · 1 year ago

Depends, really. If she's campaigning in a black, urban area, she could affect a "gansta" accent and say, "I'm gonna git you, sucka!"

Otherwise, she's merely posing for her version of "Big Brother Is Watching You" that will grace our walls and telescreens (and nightmares) after she's coronated.

Oh, dear Lord, save us!

MikeD · 1 year ago

When I win, everything you own is mine!

paul_abarge_at_email_dot_com · 1 year ago

"Bang. You're dead."

Andrew V · 1 year ago

You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

mojo · 1 year ago

"YOU! Smith, Winston, 38127! You're not TRYING brother!"

JB · 1 year ago

....and the horse you rode in on!

dirkd80 · 1 year ago

whoa great one

JAT · 1 year ago

That's right buddy, I just saved a bundle by switching to Geico!

Georgfelis · 1 year ago

Targeting lock acquired. Fire Wallet-Seeking missile!

davecatbone · 1 year ago

NO SOUP FOR YOU! FOUR YEARS!

ClydeS · 1 year ago

"I'll get you, my pretty... And you're little tax breaks, too!" **CACKLE**

Bob_Diethrich · 1 year ago

For crying out loud Bill, hands off the waitress until after the cameras stop rolling. Geez!

ClydeS · 1 year ago

Hillary panders to the Cyclops-American voter bloc.

Peregrin · 1 year ago

Hillary Clinton seen demonstrating the new High Tech weapons she would distribute to the Military under her proposed budget plan as President.

tgharris · 1 year ago

I want YOU....to let me make appointments to the United States Supreme Court. If you don't like the Republican candidate for president, just stay home and pout.

ClydeS · 1 year ago

"There are three ways to achieve change. You can demand it. You can hope for it. Or you can grab the taxpayers and turn them upside down and shake them until it falls out of their pockets. Starting with YOU!"

Michael · 1 year ago

"And, see: if I close the other eye, my finger seems to move. That's the kind of new approach I'll take to get the health care system that failed in Canada and England to seem to work here.

brooklynpub · 1 year ago

I did not have sex with that woman!

Peyton · 1 year ago

Awesome!

billyoblog · 1 year ago

"I never had sex with that woman"

billyoblog · 1 year ago

not an entry but wow that was spooky !!!

I_R_A_Darth_Aggie · 1 year ago

You're next, Captain Ed!

Swede · 1 year ago

That one!

Bathe her, scent her, then bring her to me!

AH_C · 1 year ago

Chillary:

PAOOH! [/mechanical breathing]
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
PAOOH! [/mechanical breathing]
"You have failed me for the last time, Bill! Block Captains?"

Block Captains: "Yes, my lord?"
Chillary: "Make ready to land our troops beyond Obama's field, and deploy the fleet, so that no one gets to the caucus."

dwelch7 · 1 year ago

Hillary Clinton responds to the question, "If elected, will you sign an executive order nationalizing health care?"

Unreconstructed · 1 year ago

"Just remember, the Village will arrest any student doing this at recess!"

deathtosocialism · 1 year ago

Caption = "Higher taxes? You bet!!!"

deathtosocialism · 1 year ago

"Time for yooooour colonoscopy."

Archdean · 1 year ago

The Political Equivalent of "Pull my finger" and just as dumb!!

billyoblog · 1 year ago

That's Exactly what Vince Foster said just before I had his brains blown out.

Rosie · 1 year ago

Rosie, baby,... Thanks for the Tickler!

deathtosocialism · 1 year ago

"You will sacrifice for the greater good."

6Fritzderkat5 · 1 year ago

"If I've told you once, Bill, I've told you a thousand times: Sit down and shut up!"

ffw · 1 year ago

That's the one I want, right there. Wrap it up and send it to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington. That tiara is simply stunning, isn't it, Bill?

Dave H · 1 year ago

"Welcome aboard" (Girl, have I got you fooled!)"

Mike McGregor · 1 year ago

If this were a gun I'd have an answer for your unplanted question!

Babylonandon · 1 year ago

As soon as I'm in the White House, you'll be the first one to remember the word's "Ruby Ridge"... it'll be the last thing, too.

ffw · 1 year ago

Oh yeah? Well YOU have wanted to be President since kindergarten!

cdquarles · 1 year ago

We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is Futile!

Neo · 1 year ago

Mr. Taxpayer .. I want your wallet.

Neo · 1 year ago

Yo !! This finger is loaded.

ffw · 1 year ago

Of course Bill's here. See him? He's right THERE, under that woman's chair.

dirkd80 · 1 year ago

under the woman's dress is more like it

Mike · 1 year ago

Remember those raw FBI files? Yours was one of them!

NoDonkey · 1 year ago

Big sister is watching you, comrade!

Zeteboy · 1 year ago

"Wrong question! To the CapQ brig for you!"

old trooper · 1 year ago

WE FOOLED YOU TWICE!
Bend over, Here WE Come Again!
Come on America, buy that used car again!

Doug · 1 year ago

Gimme you vote....I'll give you BabyCare.........

wheres_waldo · 1 year ago

I got you babe!

dhunter · 1 year ago

Either picking her next lesbian lover or one for Bill!

Zoltan · 1 year ago

You! You're going to the re-education camp once I'm elected.

dhunter · 1 year ago

NO! That one for me and her friend for Bill!

HocusFocus · 1 year ago

Senator Hillary Clinton (D-New York) responds to a question asking if her economic, immigration, and foriegn policies will reduce the US as we know it to shambles.

binocuLar · 1 year ago

"Here's me giving Obama the stink eye"

Bleepless · 1 year ago

Is that thing loaded?

chsw · 1 year ago

Nice question. Let's meet in Fort Marcy Park to discuss it.

chsw

chsw · 1 year ago

Second caption -

I'm done with Huma and the way is open for you, girl.

chsw

viking01 · 1 year ago

Lenin !!! is the correct answer but you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question.

viking01 · 1 year ago

So you do remember that evening with Donna Shalala in Janet Reno's hot tub!

TheRealSwede · 1 year ago

"Okay, I'll take the next totally unscripted and unrehearsed question, of which I have no prior knowledge, from that ardent yet completely unbiased young student with the 'Hiillary' t-shirt over here".

Bill · 1 year ago

Give me your testicles!

SeniorD · 1 year ago

Once I have everyone's in my patented Lock Box, I'll be the only person with any!

TheRealSwede · 1 year ago

"Okay, I'll take the next totally unscripted and unrehearsed question, of which I have no prior knowledge, from that ardent yet completely unbiased young student with the 'Hiillary' t-shirt over here".

viking01 · 1 year ago

The color of my blouse IS "Monica Blue" now that you mention it....

viking01 · 1 year ago

No,no. When I say humma! humma! I mean YOU.... Huma dahling!

joseph elsener · 1 year ago

Here is one,
"Pow, gotcha"

ffw · 1 year ago

With apologies to Monty Python:

Say no more, say no more. A wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat. Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

Steve Z · 1 year ago

Big Sister is watching YOU!

DaveT · 1 year ago

"Your wallet is MINE!, Bucko.

viking01 · 1 year ago

The question is disallowed you evil capitalist worm!

Shouts to security guard: " Taze him Bro'!"

Barnestormer · 1 year ago

"You're off the village!"

Leatherneck · 1 year ago

Hey Doc! You over Botoxed my right eye. Your a dead man!

NoamSayin · 1 year ago

lolHillary attacks!

pew pew pew

viking01 · 1 year ago

"Expelliarmus! " "Leviosa!" "Cruciatus!!" "Avada kedavra!"

(Those who have read the books will understand. Apologies to JK Rowling.)

Neo · 1 year ago

Queen Hiliary !! You .. young lady got that right.

Troy · 1 year ago

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!"

PapaRay · 1 year ago

What do YOU have in your wallet?

No matter...I Want it!

Flighterdoc · 1 year ago

To the camps with you!

sandi · 1 year ago

You - yea, you there Bill- your the next to sleep with the fishes if you screw this up for me one more time.

sandi df

retiredmilitary · 1 year ago

I want YOUR money for the common good.

retiredmilitary · 1 year ago

Give me your tired, your poor, your homeless, your downtrodden. And give me your wallet to pay for them.

retiredmilitary · 1 year ago

And the next question will come from that senior citizen with the white hair. Pay no attention that he looks like my husband in disguise.

Now what was your question Bil... err Sir?

Trainwreck · 1 year ago

Geez, not only am I here in Iowa, but I have to do this cra...

Peyton · 1 year ago

My spiral approach into Bosnia is seared, SEARED into my memory! Besides, I have the hat.

Barry · 1 year ago

Hillary demonstrates the Leftist approach to targeting terrorists by closing the wrong eye.

quickjustice · 1 year ago

Hillary "Time for my Macarena dance! Hit it, Maestro!"

MrLynn · 1 year ago

"You wanna hear the cackle? Just wait till I get elected!"

moremeaning · 1 year ago

You can do this baby! Just read read the card - You're Momma's favorite plant!

gnholb · 1 year ago

The 2nd Amendment means what I say it means!

ConservativeBelle · 1 year ago

You thought I dodged bullets in Bosnia. Fooled ya, didn't I?

viking01 · 1 year ago

"That's my future Hillarycare czar right there."

"You guessed it! Eric Clapner's biggest fan ....JOCELYN ELDERS!"

viking01 · 1 year ago

"Why yes, Nancy Pelosi and I do have the same plastic surgeon. Why do you ask?"

onlineanalyst · 1 year ago

If you follow my finger movements exactly, I'll show you how I guided the pilot in his corkscrew landing in Bosnia.

ANannyMoose · 1 year ago

Hillary demonstrates the close combat pistol techniques she used during her secret Scott O'Grady rescue mission in Bosnia. It would have worked if only Sinbad hadn't broke down sobbing like a little girl after Sheryl got busted for stealing toilet paper.

viking01 · 1 year ago

"Igor, fetch me another audience plant."

(Wolfie Blitzer groveling): Yesssss, Master.

peregrin · 1 year ago

I squish your head...

dmont · 1 year ago

...and, I have a very special place for YOUR FBI files. See ya' soon.

S N · 1 year ago

No Soup for You!

Walrus · 1 year ago

Grown men were known to tear their own heads off when they become the object of Hillary's fourth martini desires.

patrickneid · 1 year ago

Is it true you miss Webster?

gk · 1 year ago

You too can pay more!

Roark · 1 year ago

Ask a question like that again, and I've got another finger I'll show you!

brightwinger · 1 year ago

"Don't make me get all Marcy Park on you!"

swamp · 1 year ago

Disney poster for new movie 'Redux Monsters,Inc' starring Hilay Clinton as Mike Wazowski

sunshine484848 · 1 year ago

"You with the Obama button...PUT YOUR HANDS UP... and step AWAY from the voting booth!"

showbiz · 1 year ago

And now for something completely difrerent....NOT

deathtosocialism · 1 year ago

"100,000 dollars from a one thousand dollar cattle futures investment? Your'e damn right I'm smart!"

deathtosocialism · 1 year ago

"You think Bill's act with the cigar was slick, wait 'till I show you what I can do with this finger!"

Royce · 1 year ago

Hillary Clinton - taking dead aim... at your wallet.

deathtosocialism · 1 year ago

"Sit down, shut up, and let me tell you how you need me to run your life."

deathtosocialism · 1 year ago

Everyone is equal, except I am definitely more equal than you.

Sarge · 1 year ago

Hillary Clinton attempts to give a "Thumb's Up" sign during a campaign appearance at...

unclesmrgol · 1 year ago

Oh, so that's where I put Universal Pre-K! Now hand it over!

LaMano · 1 year ago

Ready ..... Aim ........... You're Fired.

Goldengoat · 1 year ago

You for the gulag....and you....and you

Fogs · 1 year ago

If I'm elected, sho had better watch their ass?

prairiegal · 1 year ago

I want you for the fame and fortune it will bring me.

Ray_in_MPLS · 1 year ago

"Look at that mama, she got it stickin in the camera. Man, we could have some fun."

Ray_in_MPLS · 1 year ago

The caption when asked about finishing third place in Iowa: "Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it!"

The Yell · 1 year ago

"When they had the earthquake - in San Francisco - back in 19'6
They said that old Mother Nature - was up to her old tricks.
That's the story that went around, but here's the real lowdown:
Put the blame on Mame, boys... Put the blame on Mame..."

Sweety · 1 year ago

Hey, I Got Bill n What about you??????

quickjustice · 1 year ago

Now that I've hexed you, Obama, your cow will go dry!

quickjustice · 1 year ago

Hillary: "Ever since I was a little girl, I've been able to levitate objects with my finger, like so!"

Bill: "Put me down, Hill!"

Otter · 1 year ago

Yep, Bill likes that color dress. It just might keep him out of my hair long enough...

keemo · 1 year ago

They told me that if I winked, smiled, and pointed as something, my approval rating would go up.

sharinlite · 1 year ago

I've got your number, buddy, and so does the IRS now!!

bikerken · 1 year ago

I'll probably get banned for this, won't be the first time.

"Huma Huma Nookie Nookie I do wanna. Your absolutely right, that is the Hawaiian state fish!"

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